9 Sex Toys Under $80 That Have Ridiculously Orgasmic Reviews

Quiet and lightweight, this massager has 20 patterns and eight different speeds to customize your pleasure. It remembers the last settings you used so you don’t have to start from scratch every time.

One reviewer said, “Good price point, classic design, a liiiiiittle annoying to have to cycle through all the different settings to find the one that makes your kitty cat purr; BUT once you get it, it gets you there. Super easy clean up with just regular ol’ soap and water. Came with a little bag to help keep it discreet (bag feels cheap but I don’t care, and neither does anything else in my underwear drawer where this magic device is stored).”

Use this dual vibrator solo or with a partner. It can stimulate both the G-spot and clitoris at the same time, and you or your partner can choose between nine different vibration modes using the wireless remote.

Said one reviewer: “The real winner with this toy for me is the amazing combination of vibrations! Wow! I already have several favorites and find myself moving through the options because they all feel so good! If you’re like me and want the best experience ever to last as long as possible, you will find that with this toy after playing with it and exploring all of the incredible options. I love that the vibration is strong enough to really be pleasurable, but not so strong that it is overwhelming.”

If you thought you needed direct contact to climax, think again. This clitoris stimulator uses pressure-wave technology to simulate suction, similar to the sensation during oral sex. There are 11 different settings and it’s waterproof, so you can use it in the shower or bath, too.

The Satisfyer Pro 2 is clearly a crowd-pleaser, with over 33,000 five-star reviews, including this emphatic one: “I was a bit sceptical [sic] as I have owned many different toys in the past and always found them a bit of a disappointment. But let me tell you. This, is a game changer. Imagine 100 perfectly formed angels going down on you, whilst soothing your soul and whispering in your ear the answer to all your problems.”

Sleek and minimal, the Maude is the definition of discreet, to the point where no one will likely even realize it’s a sex toy if you accidentally leave it out on a nightstand or dresser. It has a flutter tip designed for focused stimulation, has three different speeds, and is portable enough to accompany you wherever you go.

One reviewer said, “This instantly became my favorite toy that I’ve ever purchased, and my partner loves it too. The texture is silky smooth and soft, and the vibration is *powerful*. The vibe holds charge well, is well designed and well made, and I will def be recommending to friends!!!”

This cock ring has a snug fit and five different speed and power modes to play around with. Worn with the contoured pad facing up, it can also be used for clitoral stimulation, so both parties can enjoy the ride.

One reviewer said, “This thing is great! The cock ring is very soft, flexible, easy to use, but still provides a good grip around me, so no complaints from this guy. My wife also loves the different vibration settings. The ability to easily change the type and/or intensity of the vibration on the fly is pretty cool and has made for some really intense sex sessions. This was our first time bringing a toy into the bedroom and we are both very pleased. Clean up and charging are both really easy too. 10/10 will continue to sex with it!”

Good things come in small packages, and the Dame Kip is an example of that. This compact vibrator has an ergonomic design so it’s easy to hold and maneuver, a cupped face to work the whole vulva, and a flutter tip to control speed and pressure. It has five intensity levels and five pattern modes to help to find what works for you.

One reviewer said, “Love the power, the patterns, and the lavender color. The pointed tip works great from many different angles and positions. I don’t have to do any work on my own with Kip around.”

If you’re looking to enhance your orgasms, these LELO beads can help strengthen your pelvic floor to lead to more intense climaxes. The set comes with four beads in two different weights so you can work your way up to the heavier weights or adjust based on your mood. They’re available in mini and regular sizes. Best of all, you can wear these any time of day, during multiple different activities, and no one will be the wiser. They’re available in mini and regular sizes, too.

One reviewer said, “Fabulous Product! Helps to tone your pelvic floor easily and enjoyably. The slight stimulation as the inner ball moves, is amazing!” while another reviewer has used them during sex, saying “I insert one ball & every time my man thrusts I feel the little vibration of the ball inside move & that feels amazing to both of us! For solo, you can insert one ball & use a vibe & it moves the ball around inside creating a whole new sensation.”

This bullet vibrator is both wallet- and travel-friendly, but it packs a punch, too. With an angled tip and a simple one-button design, you can try out 10 different vibration settings on your clitoris or other sensitive areas. It’s about the size of a tube of lipstick, making it easy for you to toss it in a purse and go.

Said one reviewer, “This thing is small but GOD is it POWERFUL. I could barely keep it together. The SOUNDS that came out of my mouth were scary almost. I felt like I was possessed but in the best way possible. In about a few minutes I orgasmed, for the very first time it was magical. Unbelievable. I had to just lie there and focus on my breathing because I felt like I was actually going to pass out. I’ve officially surpassed the need for men. This is all I need.”

These soft, silicone anal beads have a tapered design, gradually increasing in size to allow you to slowly work your way up to the largest bead (1.4″) if you want. There are three intensity levels and 13 different patterns, and a removable bullet vibrator to give you even more options.

One reviewer said, “I thought I’d get myself this toy as something I could use to introduce myself to anal play, and honestly, it’s one of the best purchases I’ve made! This toy is a lovely small size, easier to use than anal beads, so it’s wonderful for beginners! It’s smooth and bends, letting you reach wherever you want with great ease. Combine it with the right lube, and you’re all set to go!”